All journeys have a begginning and this is mine.

Well as a official blogger now I suppose I should do the usual introduce myself and my life and explain to you life-puzzled people how I work and how my brain ticks.
Well for a start my brain does not 'tick' so to speak for I am not actually a machine/artificial creation that ticks and neither am I a clock and so seeing as my brain is made up of muscle, neurons, nerves, blood && many other things that are totally natural (almost) I can't really tick. Of course if you shoved a clock up my nose I may tick, although that would be my nose ticking not my brain and it would hurt greatly so don't try it. Any other option would be to carry out a dangerous procedure of inserting a clock into my head while I am unconscious and that would most likely kill me due to a infection completely related to the unsanitary condition of said clock.
And so we come to a thus conclusion - my brain does not tick.
Well that's one thing you've learnt about me.
The second thing you should learn about me is I am a girl of 17 years of age (wait that's two things). I do not participate in any way to distorted sex so sorry pedo's your reading this so far has totally wasted about 15 seconds of your life. Not to say I'm not happy about that - because I am! For the 15 seconds you wasted on me stopped you from ruining a young child's life. I am, in many ways, a heroine.
OK - more facts about me. I'm short. And that's totallyyy interesting.
My political viewpoint is very communist according to a political compass test a certain teacher told me to take and I am somewhere stationed near Gandhi. But since I am not Indian nor bald I can't say we have much else in common. Either way I intend to join a communist party when I join uni just to see if it's any good and if it isn't I'll make my own - and invite the said teacher who is also a communist and sent me a e-card for my birthday with reggae frogs (not sure if they were communist though - but being reggae I am assuming they are 'black' frogs or as black as frogs can be and so I assume they feel strongly about their rights - or as strongly as a e-card can feel).
But onwards!!
I live in England in a town call Redditch. Many call it 'The Ditch' coz they feel it is crap and in many cases it can be but its close to the countryside so I'm not going to complain. It has its own hospital, 3 prisons (although technically they're classed as Bromsgrove....another town btw) and its own shopping center with cinema. It has several bars, pubs && clubs and a lake. Wow. Well isn't that great?!
I have 2 parents and 1 brother. So I live in a relatively normal family - but then what do you class as 'normal' for if my mother thinks my bro was conceived by aliens then well - it's not that normal is it.
Well I think that will do for a 1st post. I mean who wants me to witter on forever? (Stalkers maybe...)
I'll come back on some latter date to attempt to update this (emphasis on 'attempt' for often I have little to talk about - you'd never guess from the above crap I just written would you?).
So until next time...
This is Alex signing out.
"Missing you already." - as the woman on Dr.Who, series 3 - episode 3 says.